Road trip.

We are taking a road trip across the USA. I hope this doesn't happen :/

Two weeks. Miami to LA. 

Things to worry about include:

Driving on the other side of the road (from the other side of the car). 

Navigating the interstate (this guy should help us out).

Carjackings (and general crazy people with guns).

Texas chainsaw massacres.

Gas prices.

Arguing with my friends/co-travellers.

Getting lost.

Breaking down.

Getting a flat tyre.

Running out of gas.

Running out of money.

Hitchhikers (with guns).

Stray animals on the interstate.

Bear attacks.

Mace attacks.

Tornadoes.

UFO encounters.

Alien abductions.

Encounters with people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.

Driving at night.

Driving in the day.

Driving hungover.

Car sickness.

Disagreeing on navigation.

Disagreeing on what music to listen to.

Oh, and dodgy roadhouse food, of course.